I was on death’s door with a cruel and unforgiving hangover when I was blindsided by a giraffe.
It was a Sunday morning close to Christmas and I was standing in the midst of a five-year old’s birthday party, towering above a seething sea of screaming children like a po-faced Nelson atop his column in Trafalgar Square on a particularly raucous New Year’s Eve.
A vanguard of animal-shaped balloons surged forward into the tight fisted grips of sugar-crazed children hurtling past. It was this moment when a balloon, contorted into the shape of a giraffe, clobbered me in the midriff and I fought the urge to retreat to the silence of my car to wait out this shrieking storm in peace.
However, like the trooper I am, I persevered, taking refuge on the periphery of the swirling mass of tiny heathens, gratefully accepting a coffee from the unsympathetic host. I cast a wary (and bloodshot) eye across the room, trying to locate the source of this unfolding chaos.
In amongst the flailing limbs and flying cake I saw a children’s entertainer whipping the kids into a frenzy like a mad conductor in a dissonant orchestra - the eye of a category 5 hurricane that showed no signs of waning.
On closer inspection I saw she was smiling - she was good at her job and she knew it: this chaos was all part of the plan. The routine, as I was informed by a veteran parent who bore many battle-scars of kids parties past, is that the entertainer gets the kids running around early doors. As soon as possible, she’s got them burning off any excess energy which (hopefully) makes it a bit easier to hold their attention later on, and to make them hungry for the party food that will be wheeled out in the near future. To me it was about as alien as velociraptor-taming or the intricacies of herding meerkats.
The tools at the disposal of this professional chaos-maker are numerous, and so I busied myself in taking mental notes, with an aim of writing this guide to help any intrepid, brave soul who may wish to dip their toe in the world of a children’s party entertainer. Rather you than me, but let’s take a look at the equipment available from Electromarket that could make your job as a party entertainer stand head and shoulders above the rest.
Vonyx VSA500-BP 12" Portable PA System with Wireless Mic & Headset
When it comes to keeping a group of lively kids entertained, a reliable and easy-to-use sound system can make all the difference. The Vonyx VSA500BP 12-Inch Portable PA System is a standout choice for children’s entertainers, blending practicality with top-notch features designed to make your job easier and more fun for everyone involved.
First up, portability is key. This PA system is designed to go wherever the party is, with a built-in rechargeable battery that frees you from needing a mains supply. Whether you’re in a back garden, a village hall, or a park, you’ll have up to 6 hours of battery life to work with, ensuring the party doesn’t miss a beat. The integrated trolley design with wheels makes it effortless to transport, so you can save your energy for keeping the kids engaged.
Another star feature is the wireless mic headset, which allows you to move freely while hosting games, performing magic tricks, or leading singalongs. The freedom to roam without worrying about cables means you can interact with your young audience up close, keeping them captivated. And with Bluetooth compatibility, you can easily connect your phone or tablet to play music or sound effects, adding that extra layer of excitement to your routine.
The 12-inch woofer and 500W power output provide clear, impactful sound, ensuring everyone in the room hears you—without being overly loud for sensitive little ears. Durable, versatile, and packed with features, the Vonyx VSA500BP is an entertainer’s best friend for making parties memorable and hassle-free.
BeamZ PartyBar2 Disco Party Light Bar with Stand - Derby & Pars
When it comes to creating a fun and magical atmosphere for kids, lighting can be as important as music or activities. The BeamZ PartyBar2 Disco Party Light Bar is the perfect lighting solution for children’s entertainers, offering a dazzling combination of effects in a single, easy-to-use package.
The all-in-one design includes two PAR lights, two Derby effect lights, and a UV/blacklight function, giving you a variety of dynamic effects to captivate your audience. Whether you’re hosting a dance-off, a disco-themed party, or a puppet show, the PartyBar2 ensures that your setup looks as good as your performance. The bundled adjustable stand allows you to raise the lights for maximum coverage, making it suitable for small rooms or larger venues.
Ease of use is a major plus for this unit. The system is ready to go right out of the box and comes with a remote control, so you can adjust the lights without pausing your routine. Want to sync the lights to music? No problem! The built-in sound-to-light mode ensures the effects respond to your party playlist, creating an interactive and immersive experience that kids absolutely love.
Finally, the compact and portable design makes this light bar a dream for entertainers on the go. It’s lightweight and quick to set up, leaving you more time to focus on entertaining the little ones. With the BeamZ PartyBar2, you’ll elevate every party into something truly memorable—no extra effort required!
BeamZ S700 Smoke Machine with LED Flame Effect
If you’re looking to add an extra touch of magic to your children’s party act, the BeamZ S700 Smoke Machine with LED Flame Effect is an absolute must-have. This compact yet powerful machine creates an atmosphere that will leave kids wide-eyed with wonder, making it the perfect addition to any entertainer’s toolkit.
The star feature here is the combination of smoke production with a vibrant LED flame effect, which mimics a glowing fire. It’s a safe and mesmerising way to add drama to your act, whether you're unveiling a magical treasure chest, introducing a superhero appearance, or adding flair to a mini disco. Kids are captivated by the swirling smoke and colourful light, instantly transforming any venue into an immersive and exciting environment.
Setting up and using the S700 couldn’t be easier. It heats up in just a few minutes and includes a wired remote, so you can release smoke at just the right moment to maximise the impact of your routine. The 500ml fluid tank ensures you won’t need constant refills during a performance, keeping everything seamless and stress-free.
Portability is another bonus. The lightweight design makes it simple to carry between gigs, while its compact size means it won’t take up much space in your car or storage area. The BeamZ S700 isn’t just a machine; it’s an entertainer’s secret weapon for turning any party into an unforgettable experience filled with awe and excitement.
BeamZ B300LED Compact Bubble Machine with LED Light Effect
Nothing says “fun” quite like a flurry of bubbles, and the BeamZ B300LED Compact Bubble Machine takes this classic party favourite to the next level. Combining a steady stream of bubbles with eye-catching LED light effects, this machine is a surefire way to delight kids and add a magical element to your entertainment setup.
The compact yet powerful design makes it ideal for children’s entertainers who need something portable and easy to operate. With a generous bubble output and a built-in LED system that lights up the bubbles in vibrant colours, you can create a whimsical atmosphere for everything from birthday parties to outdoor events. It’s especially great for moments like a grand entrance, dance games, or as a playful backdrop for photos.
Ease of use is another standout feature. Simply fill the reservoir with bubble fluid, switch it on, and let the machine do the rest. It’s lightweight and easy to transport, so you can set it up anywhere without hassle. The sturdy handle also makes it simple to position or move during your act if needed.
What’s more, the B300LED is low-maintenance, with a durable build designed to withstand the demands of frequent use. Whether you're leading a singalong, telling a story, or hosting a mini dance party, this bubble machine ensures a memorable experience for kids of all ages. For entertainers looking to add a touch of magic and sparkle, the BeamZ B300LED is an unbeatable choice.
Vonyx DB4 Foldable DJ Booth Stand with Case
Staying organised and professional is crucial for any party entertainment service, and the Vonyx DB4 Pro Foldable DJ Booth Stand is the ultimate tool for keeping your setup tidy and functional. Designed with flexibility in mind, this stand isn’t just for DJs—it’s a versatile workstation that makes your performance smoother and your space more efficient.
One of its biggest perks is its ability to provide a dedicated platform for your equipment. If you’re using gear like a smoke machine or bubble machine, the booth offers a stable surface to position them securely at the perfect height. This not only ensures the effects reach the kids for maximum impact but also keeps your setup looking polished and intentional.
Beyond being a platform, the booth offers a concealed space for storing bags, unused equipment, or personal items during the party. This is a huge bonus for entertainers who often juggle multiple props, costumes, or supplies, as it keeps the party area clutter-free and prevents little hands from exploring things they shouldn’t.
Practicality doesn’t end there—the foldable design means you can set it up quickly and pack it down just as easily, saving valuable time when moving between gigs. It’s lightweight yet sturdy, and the included carry case makes transportation a breeze. For children’s entertainers, the Vonyx DB4 Pro provides a sleek, professional workspace that ensures you’re ready to deliver a seamless, unforgettable party experience.
Hard Cases & Flight Cases
For children’s entertainers, travelling between venues is all part of the job, and ensuring your equipment arrives in one piece is crucial. That’s where flight cases come in. Designed to protect your gear from bumps, knocks, and general wear and tear, these cases are a must-have for anyone who relies on their equipment to create magical party experiences.
The hard, durable exteriors of flight cases provide excellent protection for everything from sound systems and lighting gear to props and costumes. With foam-lined interiors and adjustable compartments, they keep your items securely in place during transport, so you can focus on the fun stuff without worrying about damage. Whether it’s a short trip across town or a longer journey, flight cases give you peace of mind that your gear is safe.
Another huge advantage is the convenience many models offer. Many flight cases now come with built-in wheels and retractable handles, turning heavy loads into an effortless glide into the venue. For entertainers who carry multiple pieces of equipment—like bubble machines, smoke machines, and microphones—this feature is a real lifesaver, helping you save energy for entertaining the kids.
From stackable designs for compact storage to specialised cases for delicate electronics, flight cases offer a practical solution to protect and transport your gear. For any entertainer who takes their job (and their equipment) seriously, investing in a good-quality flight case isn’t just a smart move—it’s an essential one.
Conclusion
As a children’s entertainer, your equipment isn’t just gear—it’s the foundation of your show. From setting the perfect atmosphere with lights, bubbles, and smoke, to ensuring your sound is clear and professional, having the right tools can transform any party into an unforgettable experience. Products like the Vonyx VSA500BP Portable PA System, BeamZ PartyBar2 Light Bar, and BeamZ S700 Smoke Machine bring the fun and magic that kids love, while items like the Vonyx DB4 Pro Booth help you stay organised and professional.
Equally important is protecting and transporting your gear safely. Investing in high-quality flight cases ensures your equipment stays in top condition, while features like wheels make it easy to manage, no matter where the next gig takes you. These practical solutions allow you to focus on what you do best—keeping the kids entertained and their parents impressed.
With the right equipment in your arsenal, you can take the stress out of party prep and focus on delivering a show that leaves everyone smiling. Whether you’re a seasoned entertainer or just starting out, these products are smart investments that will save time, protect your gear, and elevate your performances to new heights. After all, a great party doesn’t just happen—it’s powered by the right tools and a whole lot of creativity!
